impaled nazarene- pro patria finlandia cd review

nuclear metal gods impaled nazarene are back with an all out assault on the world. no one is safe from these crazy finnish metal thrashers. first salvo is "weapons to tame a land", grab your desert eagle & start headbanging, classic i.n. insane thrash with sluti666 screaming his putrid guts out. "something sinister" rips through you like a depleted uranium round, tuomio & onraj9mm go nuts, maniac style on guitars on this one. your in serious piss off mode now, "goat sodomy" blast heavy, fast, & hard. their is no doubt what these guys are about here, all hell is exploding, riff crazy metal at its finest. reminds me of early grave digger, screaming vocals & wicked fast double bass drumming. "neighbourcide" rolls out like a panzer division late for the front lines, raise the horns on this one. "one dead nation under dead god" is finnish death metal like only the finns can do. cold, black, & haunting, a shot of vodka is good with this one. good riffing & an early iron maiden style feel, horns!!! raise the fucking horns!!! ak47s go off here, this is the fall of europe, "for those who have fallen" praises the fighters who take arms, in blind defence of their homelands. close your eyes & smell the smoke & death. "leucorrhea", a cool short intro to "kut", a better song for valentines i cannot think of, "this castrated world" is your nightmare confirmed, after the nukes go off you still gotta get to hell. your pulse will quicken here, & when you hear the sirens go off, "psykosis" generates a vortex of nuclear particles, flesh is taken from the bone & bbq is served. "contempt", when you have to have the perfect anti-whore song. beer drinking metal, like only men can do. i cant say enough about the true nature of the next song, death metal is no bullshit, hippies & commies are crap, "i wage war" is the answer to all those mall monkies wearing their che shirts. muerto. radiation therapy, impaled nazerene style, "cancer" tells the death sentence tale of h.i.v. "hate-despise-arrogance", sins or motivations? you decide, better yet, listen to sluti666 & then make your decision. good production & solid metal, this recording is pure over the top nuclear metal, like only impaled nazarene can do, we give it 5 crosses, hail!. -l- -l- -l- -l- -l-

chimaira/arch enemy hob-anaheim

this was a jagermeister show, so with that being said here goes; we got there early to grab a bite to eat ect. however this place is in or near disneyfuckingland, tourists suck. once inside we obliged ourselves to the sponsoring spirit & their friend jack, & it was very twisted after that. hate eternal, god forbid, & nevermore were the opening acts. i dont remember anything about god forbid, so i wont comment anything here. hate eternal were pretty good, we watched most of their set, & drank some more. nevermore were ok, the singer was a little annoying, so we drank alot more. now the last time i saw arch enemy, was on the headbangers ball tour, so i was pumped to see them. they palyed alot of doomsday material, not nearly enough older stuff(diva satanica would be nice), but they were tight as the last time i saw them. i think ravenous may have been my favorite song of the evening, angelas voice was awesome despite having a cold. michaels guitar work was flawless, as was new guy gus g? i was completely blasted at this point, & theyr break into dead eyes, whipping the metal crowd into total chaos. sharlees bass & daniels drumming are the shit, they fucking kick ass. we waited for chimaira, got some more shots, & chimaira came on. i like them, a little. we watched 2 songs & split. now, i know you might say, wtf, & why did you jam? well, my metal fiends & friends, i just dont care for them that much, & i will see them with emperor later this year. good show, lots of booze, & the metal chicks were out like sluts on sunset in july. fucking hail!